Count to 25 or more while saying mean things to bob

Another posts of my forum game(I was bored RPing...) so I decided to make a topic on forum games, this is how you play it:
- Count to 25 or more and you post as much post as you can.
- in the meantime, you get to make fun of bob(Bear) like saying stuff about him or whatever you like to do with him. XD

There should be easy now I start!
1 I tells ya!!!! 1!!!! FTW!!!!

Bob mama is so fat when she went hunting for elks, the herd ran away loling at her X3

So then it continues on and on, easy right?

Bob
You
Are
A
Little
Wimpy
Thingy
And
Uh
You
Act
Like
Miley
Cyrus
You
Big
Lug
Of
Cr.ap
Stuff
...

Bob mama so fat when he jump up and down, oh wait, he couldn't even jump! XD

Bob is so stupid because he walked into a clone machine and didn't even realised that he has about seven million clones now

Ok, bob is so slow even a snail could win him in a race

Bob was supposed to be human. He was so stupid that he missed the evolution period and the apes came along...

Bob is so stupid he didn't know when is his birthday and buys the cake at the wrong day

Bob is so stupid he ate a wolf because he thought it was an elk.

Bob shall pay for it for eaton da wolf >:333

Bob is so stupid he ate a bush and he thought that it was a hare

Bob was so stupid he ate himself as he thought he was an elk.

Bob is so stupid he are a car from the hunters and thought was an elk

Bob was so stupid that he ate his family, thus, the era of lone bears begun...

Bob is so stupid he doesn't even reconsider his own name and he ate his butt thinking it was the elk's

Bob is so stupid he didn't even know where he lives and so he wanders around every day.

Bob is so stupid he went to Africa and thought it was amethyst mountain

Bob was so stupid that when he was in Africa, he tried to have a grass wig because he thought he was a lion and he needed to 'fit in'

Bob is so stupid he wanted to be thin because he thought he was a deer

Bob is so stupid he forgot when was his birthday, so he celebrates it every day.   

Bob is so stupid he doesn't even know his own name and writes "Cow Elk" thinking that it was his name

Bob was so stupid he forgot to shave so now he is brown and shaggy

Bob is so stupid he doesn't even know how to eat and he tries to eat his carcass with his butt instead of his mouth

Bob eats his own poop, because he is stupid

Bob is so ugly miley cyrus fell in love with him! (I'm just really bored -_-)

Wtf

Bob is so stupid he went to the north pole thinking he was a polar bear

Bob, you taste like melted chocolate.