Singapore school moments

Here are some schools in Singapore which is very common as funny so u people lie in the US, I think this Maybe funny to you I hope XD also some if them are on the first day of school

*School teacher does a spot check... Quickly pull up socks and when teacher gone, pull it down*

*stack erasers on top of each other to see which one is the tallest*

*uses Nike water bottle and spray at friends or make a volcano out of water*

*interuptt subject teachers to miss lessons*

Teacher: ok, take out ur ____ textbooks
Student: Cher, first day of school can don't study or not?

*doesnt reads schedule and puts all books in bag and when forgets about one subject, kena(get) scolding*

*on friday*
Teacher: Ok make sure to do page _ and_ as ur homework and have a good weekend
Student: eh this teacher siao(crazy) one, how to have good weekend where he/she gives us homework leh?(this happen to me a lot of times XD)

*on monday*
Teacher: complete page_and_as your homework and had in by tomorrow
Student: wahlau eh... Monday got CCA(Cirriculum Activities) come back so late and HUH?! Still must hand in on next day ah? Siao... Eh, eh, next time teacher day hor...don't give present XD(happen to me as well)

*school dismissal*
Teacher: you will not leave until I hear complete silence
Student: aiyo, don't need Liao lah, school finish can go already what still need to stay... OI, you giving us detention is it? WtH sia...

Haha! Malaysian schools are almost the same, except that we actually try to distract our teachers and ask pointless questions to make sure they won't have the chance to give us any homework.   

Lol we tried that but it didn't work all I hear the teacher is this:"If you don't keep your mouth shut, I'll hold you back from your recess time." or any school dismissal and such.

Us: Teacher, can you explain the formula again ah?
Teacher: Tsk! *explains formula again*
Us: Teacher, cher! Cher! Cher! Cher!
Teacher: What?
Us: Next exam hard or not?
Teacher: Don't know lar!
~Bell rings~
Us: YAY!!!!!!! NO HOMEWORK!!! *rushes out like cheetahs before teacher gives last minute homework*

*when teacher mentions about exam*

Student: eh, never mind lah, can go home early!

*when teacher mentions about exam in Malaysia...*

25%-Nuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!The world is ending!!!!!!!1
25%-I DON'T CARE! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
25%-Studystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudy
25%-Wut did you say teacher? o-o (My type)

*when Primary 6 graduation day*

Me in P6: YAY! I WANT TO GO SECONDARY SCHOOL!
Now in secondary school: I WANT TO GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL!

WTF?

lol